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Be They Do Crime Non-Binary Goose Tee (Unisex)
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Tired of following the rules? Ready to embrace a life of chaos, lighthearted mischief, and a slightly menacing goose? Then this is the shirt for you!
Introducing the "Be They, Do Crime" Goose tt, featuring the most aggressively lovable bird on the internet. Our goose is untitled. They're nonbinary and queer, and they're holding a suspiciously shiny knife. What are they going to do? Steal a farmer's hat? Honk menacingly at a perfectly nice statue? Commit tax fraud? The world is their oyster, and you get to wear the iconic declaration of their chaos.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Froot in the Room
- Email: contact@support.frootintheroom.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Be They Do Crime Non-Binary Goose Tee (Unisex) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|